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The S@#t I’ve Heard at Yoga

What I learned in downward dog.
Michael J. Norton

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Not a self-help book. A self-think book.

288 pages of sharp, funny essays that hit different when you’re actually ready to hear them. No vision boards. No mantras. Just the conversation you’ve been putting off — with yourself.

Hear it from Michael

Here’s a little taste.

Michael reads a few pages straight from the book.

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Michael J. Norton joined Andy Cohen as the featured bartender on Watch What Happens Live.

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“It made me slow down and really pay attention. It’s rare to find a book that feels both playful and meaningful at the same time.”

— Ingrid, Verified Amazon Review

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“Self-aware and honest, easy to connect with and hard to put down. A fun, light read with enough depth to make you pause.”

— Thom, NYC

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“If you’re in need of a reset, buy this book. You’ll be immensely entertained and emotionally challenged.”

— Robert F., Verified Amazon Review

FROM THE BOOK

“I didn’t want a whole new life, but I wanted my life to feel new to me.”

— from The S@#t I’ve Heard at Yoga

Who It’s For

Anyone stuck

Caught between “now what?” and “what’s next?” — this book helps you get unstuck.

The Manifest Generation

People working to turn their dreams into reality, with humor and honesty instead of hype.

Gift-givers

The perfect gift for the man in your life who won’t touch a self-help book — but will read this one.

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Who is this guy?

Michael J. Norton wrote sitcoms in Hollywood, then spent decades building brand strategies for Maybelline, Toyota, LVMH, Martha Stewart, and the launch of GOOP. Since 2015 he’s taught marketing and branding at Parsons School of Design, and served two terms as board chair of The Trevor Project. He’s an avid reader, a pop-culture addict, and a dedicated — albeit wobbly — yogi.

Questions?

Not really. It’s a collection of funny, sharp essays inspired by things overheard in and around yoga class — about getting unstuck in your personal, professional, and romantic life. You don’t have to do yoga (or even like it) to enjoy it.

Anyone navigating a shift — whether you’re 20, 40, or 60. People who want to reflect but would rather laugh. And it makes a great gift for the person in your life who won’t touch a traditional self-help book.

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